Posted by Beachballs on August 31, 1997 at 23:04:46:
In Reply to: Suntea Pump - Showing it Reactions!! posted by JarPumper on August 02, 1997 at 23:30:42:
Great story Jar Pumper!!! It reminded me of a similar incident that happened to me about a year ago, but with a different twist.
I have a group of friends that have a lot of common interests ( pumping is not one of them however) such as family ski trips, golf, etc... anywayone of our usual outings is for the guys to take one of the group out to dinner and entertainment on his birthday. The entertainment is usuallyan evening at a club featuring exotic dancing, and this evening was no different. Remember these are conservative businessmen in a rather small town, none of whom know my secret of ball pumping. They do know that my wife and I are card carrying nudists/naturists and frequently go to nude beaches or resorts.
Anyway on this particular evening I had a chance to do some serious ball pumping with my new at that time 41\2X6 inch 2 stage tube just prior to leaving for dinner. As I was maxed out afterward I decided to wear some baggy dress shorts as my intention that evening was to be descrete. Well after dinner we decided which club to attend and off we went.
The usual custom at these annual birthday celabrations is for the non-birthday celebrants to buy the birthday boy a table/lap dance.Of course he is obligated to buy every one else the same. When it was my turn I picked a cute young dancer with non-standard issue breasts. Anyway about 2 seconds into the lap portion of the dance she hops up, whirles around and has her hand up the baggy leg of my shorts. the other guys seeing my startled expression are about to fall off their chairs laughing. The joke however was on them as I probably had 20 free lap dances with the acompaning hand up the shorts the rest of the night. It was fun to watch after each one as the dancer would casually walk away, wisper, to another dancer, nod toward our table and on the next song I had another free lap dance. Right before we left3 girls came over for a gang lap dance, tore the buttons off my shirt and tried to get my shorts, but I managed to save them with the help of a hard to remove belt.
The other guys never did figure out what was going on and I just told them it must be my charming personalityand good looks. They didn't seem to buy that. AnywayI never told them and they still wonder what was going on. It seems strange that our custom for birthdays has suddenly ended. These guys are still good friends and they still wonder what was going on that night. They don't suspect that my 18-20 ball sacwas the obvious reason for all the fuss. As I mentioned eariler, they all know of my wife and I going to nude beaches, etc... I don't remember them ever seeing me in the shower or nude, but they and their wives seem to be more interested
in maybe going to the beach with us some time.