Posted by Jonah Faclon on May 07, 1999 at 02:20:00:
I, Jonah FaLcon, after seriously considering how many people I have insulted,
and what my attitude has been, I have decided to finally quit trying to
post my "size" and refute the claims of others..I am sorry I let this
message board go into chaos....I was trying to prove something to all of you
but your logic has found me out.. I am, in fact about 9 1/2" hard, which
I have a hard time reaching even that..I have made false claims to my
measurements.. I admit it...I guess I was just trying to get attention..
I didn't realize that it would evolve into this chaos.I am sorry..
this board is for pumpers....of which I am not, but I also realize that there
will probably be posts to this board of people claiming to be me... they
are (or will be) false claims/posts.... I again apologize and I hope you
all will forgive me for being such a troublemaker.
I know..a lot of you are wondering why I am finally trying to clean
the records.. well, I have found that I am not the biggest, and also, I have
also been thinking (and reading) the email I've been getting from most of you
and I decided the only way to finish this mess is to confess...
I am NOT 13 1/2" like I always tried to claim.... yes, I was on the HBO
special, but if you watched it, then you should know that I said I was 11"
but no one ever said my size, and I never said anywhere in the show where
I was 13 1/2".....it's obvious....
O.K. In light of these facts, I have decided to try to get along with all
of you.. in fact, I DO actually have troubles sometimes achieving an erection,
which is due to my private life, which included drugs (prescription types)
to help me with my OCD (obsessive-compulsive-disorder)..all I ever thought
about was my cock, but when I finally realized that it will not always function
for me in the future, I decided to re-organize myself and my life..
Now... if I was NOT the REAL Jonah, I wouldn't be trying to make this
plea for help...
In fact, I would really like to hear some feedback from you successful
pumpers.... I never used a pump, but when I stumbled across this site, I was
(I admit it) jealous of the gains some of you made.. that is the root of
my postings...I was trying to outdo you all.. but you all eventually found
me out and treated my posts like a joke.. I AM SORRY!!!
I am now trying to put my life together... I have found out I have HIV
(I don't know how I got it).. and I am trying to recover and make friends now..
please feel free to email me.... I would welcome any email from those who have
read this message and undestand my plight..thank you all and I AM TRULY
SORRY for my previous postings...all I want to do now is to move onward
and make friends... please send me email..I will answer as many as I can..
I lost my job that I was hoping to get, so I have plenty of time right now...
I know alot of you will probably send me a bunch of hatemail... I expect
that..but I want you all to know that I REALLY am sorry...
if you want to be friends, then please send me email to:
[email protected]
Thanks for everyone who took the time to read this, my most honest and serious
posting ever...thank you!
Jonah Falcon