Posted by Timbo on September 25, 1997 at 01:43:29:
In Reply to: I WANT BIG BALLS WITHOUT PUMPING posted by NDBIGBALLS on September 23, 1997 at 06:53:57:
The folks responding to you seem to have interpreted your request as being for information about stretching you scrotum to get low hangers.
I took it to mean information about getting larger testicles, regardless of how low they might hang. Here's how:
Contract measles or;
Die
Be reincarnated to parents both of whom come from a line of big-balled men
Hope you are reincarnated as a boy.