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Review of Enlargement Exercise As Sold By C. Taff



Anyone who frequents the News groups has probably run across the ads that say - ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!!!!! They're cross posted all over the place and would catch your eye if you, like most of us, have a penis. The ad goes on to extol the virtues of a single exercise that works marvelously at enlarging your little friend. The fellow writes with great poetic flair about this wonderful contribution to mankind. All you have to do is send him $5.00, and soon your "proud flesh" will be " permanently larger and more sexually potent".

At this point most guys would think; "Hey it's only 5 bucks, why not give it a shot?" Well a 5 dollar scheme has some distinct advantages for Boner Bandits. First; As mentioned, the low fee lures more would be suckers. And Second; Because it's a low fee, few if any would take the time to ask for their money back after they realize they've been taken.

Those of you that know me and my research will understand that my "contribution" is the act of ordering and reviewing the value of this offer by C. Taff. So here it is.... DON"T WASTE YOUR MONEY! (my level of conviction in this statement should be demonstrated by ten exclamation marks following it, as C.Taff does in his ads, but I don't want to reduce myself to his strata of cheesiness).

So you're undoubtedly wondering, what do you get for your five dollars? Well, nothing more than 2 pages of typewritten paper. The first of which, is mostly just a repeat of his ad, and then.... (drum roll ) ... the exercise. It's just the "Milking Technique", and not even explained as well as I've seen here on the site for free! The rest of his little letter, lists some unsubstantiated claims of the success of using the milking exercise. These claims are among the wildest ever seen in print. He states that he knows of individuals that have doubled their length. One guy from Texas, he says, went from 4 1/2" in length to 9" in a year of just milking. I've heard tall tales come from Texas but that one's got to top them all.

Before the bleeding hearts start firing off their whining Emails saying, " Oh Gil you're being too hard on the guy". Let me reiterate, Phony Penis Purveyors and Hard-on Hucksters have taken enough of our hard earned coin. If you want to send your swag to a Shlong Swindler then that's your business, but when he starts soliciting in our neighborhood, I must speak up.

Brothers, save your five dollar bills. Buy a bottle of olive oil, a hot water bottle or save up for another tube. Perhaps a larger one for your balls or your expanding cock, but please don't contribute to the expanding wallets and bank accounts of these Phallic Fable Fabricators.
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Gilburto
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