Posted by Benji on August 04, 1997 at 15:37:03:
Jez, you human types can sure be inhumane animals at times. Saturday afternoon, I got already to go to the weight and other methods forum and do my weekend posting and gave up in desperation cause you all were flaming each other. Hadn't seen anything like the ranting and raving there in all my life cepting maybe when some of the little neighbor boys tied two cats tails together and threw em over a clothesline. Decided to wait until things cooled off so that my threads wouldn't be lost.
My deep thought is: Considering all the xxx galleries on the net, why isn't there at least one devoted to hunks with short dicks?
I mean really short ones, say less than 3 inches erect. Then all the small dicks guys that are also short on brains, thinking none of this works, could go there and stare at similarly challenged guys (notice that I'm PC) and leave the likes of us DEDICATED AND DEVOTED pumpers and weight-hanging animals alone.
Decided to give the small ones something else to be envious and jealous of, therefore all my limericks this week concern BEARS. Don't mean guys with lots of body hair, but my carnivorous or omnivorous relatives. I know someone will probably flame me and say that we're NOT really related, but we are. Honest, we are! Cause they just like men and all my fellow dawgs have penis bones. Now there's something for you guys to really envy. ROTFH!!! Had to replace the L(laughing) with an H (howling) cause everyone knows that dogs don't laugh. Only hyenas. Those god-forsaken critters have piercing cries worse than some of you non-believers.
Oh well, here are my limericks for the week.
A friend who's a bear loves to lay on his back,
And thru jelquing, can sure give himself quite a whack.
Of that technqiue he's quite proud,
Despite disbelievers who all exclaim aloud!
"That's wanking, and it won't make you better in the sack."
A hot grizzly sow found a non-pumping whimp of a runt
And asked him to eat out her cunt.
Surprised, he refused
And so was abused.
With his pecker now he can't even punt.
Crossdresser and I, Benji, were desirous
Of a tame circus bear named Osiris.
We've snuck in at our leisure
And oft given her such pleasure
That she's begging the circus owners to hire us.
Oh, BTW, almost forgot. If anyone has a WOOF!.WAV would they send it to me via my email: [email protected]. AND YES, IT WORKS, TOO!!!!