Posted by Swellr on October 11, 1998 at 22:52:30:
In Reply to: Picture This... posted by Trace on October 11, 1998 at 12:27:03:
If people were silly enough to consider the nose a useful organ, why there'd be all sorts of silly products available for noses. Can you imagine walking into a store and seeing ohhhhh, I don't know, products to help you breathe better, rings to adorn your nose with, "nasal" sprays...Why, i bet someone would even come up with special paper just to wipe noses with! And maybe even chemicals you could put in your home to make it "smell" nice! Can you imagine a grocery store with whole aisles for this sort of crap?
Hah! what kind of a silly world would that be, huh? Where people would actually try to enhance the function of useless body parts? Your metaphor sure puts my concerns about cocks in their proper place. Just because it's one of the most sensitive spots on my body, containing the biggest collection of nerves running up to my brain's pleasure center is no reason to give it any special attention, after all. From now on, my little dingus can just atrophy and fall off for all I care! Those balls can just stay stuck in my zipper, Mary! No more special attention for it, no siree!
In fact, from now on I won't cut my hair, wash my skin, have dental work or wear my glasses--even when I drive (boy--the car! There's another obsession! No more oil or tune-ups for that silly thing, It's almost as useless as my nose or my penis!). And my brain! no more books, newspapers or conversations! No sense in making my mind "bigger" just another expensive, wasteful preoccupation!
[As Dogbert once pointed out, sarcasm has a way of making things much clearer. Although I put time and money into cock enlargement, this dumbass post has made me realize how LITTLE that is compared with the time/money I put into my allergies! Thank you, I no longer feel like it's a major waste to try for an inch more of cock.]